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PostSubject: PURPLE DRANK   Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:11 pm

Some may remember that underclass used to own a purple drank store, but it was shut down. You want to know why ? Because it is dangerous. PROOF :

On March 15th, 2013, the celebrity news blog TMZ[8] published an article claiming that rapper Lil Wayne had been hospitalized and was in critical condition after overdosing on purple drank. The hospital reportedly found large amounts of codeine in the rapper’s system and had to pump his stomach three times.
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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:14 pm

I was wondering how Scott got his Lil Wayne impression...makes sense now he must of learnt from the best.
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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:16 pm

Holy shit....... it all makes sense....
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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:41 pm

I was working at the bar, then somebody came up to me and asked me if I had any PURPLE DRANK. I thought PURPLE DRANK was grape juice. So I told the customer I had PURPLE DRANK. Then I was in jail for 15 minutes.
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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:43 pm

Yup, that'll happen.

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"I am Nilloc 916, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to lord over the poor and have them fight to the death?

'No,' says the man in Washington, 'that's fucked up.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'Your ass needs Jesus.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'we're all poor.'

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Gulchtopia.

A city where the rich would not fear the poor,
where the scientist would not be bound by a lack of test subjects,
where the great would not be constrained by the small.

And with the sweat of your brow, you can lord over the poor of Gulchtopia, as well."
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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:29 pm

Today a cop was a the bar and I asked he what would u like the cop said a smoothie I said what kind of smoothie he said what kinds do u have I said apple banana grape and Orange he said you're under arrest for having grape smoothie I was like shit so I went to jail for 10 minutes the cop at the jail said I will tell you something blaze don't say the Word purple or grape then Colin walks in and says why would u give innocent kids grape drink what kind of person r u so yah that's what happend and prime turret lol nice job goin to jail for 15 minutes
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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:50 pm

Collin : How could you give poor inner-city children purple drank ?
Blazing: It's a smoothie
Collin : You put it into smoothie form to make it more accessible for kids ?
Blazing: Wha... ?
Collin: These poor inner-city kids were going to use their money to buy violins for their orchestra, they were trying to make something better of themselves and get out of the hood ! AND YOU GOT THEM HOOKED ON YOUR SHIT ! YOU MONSTER

*Nilloc then storms out*

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"I am Nilloc 916, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to lord over the poor and have them fight to the death?

'No,' says the man in Washington, 'that's fucked up.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'Your ass needs Jesus.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'we're all poor.'

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Gulchtopia.

A city where the rich would not fear the poor,
where the scientist would not be bound by a lack of test subjects,
where the great would not be constrained by the small.

And with the sweat of your brow, you can lord over the poor of Gulchtopia, as well."
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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:52 pm

PrimeTurret: What just happened in there?
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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:55 pm

Lol that what happend
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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:33 pm

WTF Is purple drank



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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:55 pm

It's a illegal thingy
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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:01 pm

"Thingy" its a drug that was made up by Undercastland and it is very illegal and could go to jail for a very long time... To know if a person is high on "Purple drank" there is a small field of smoke and lightning around the person an is very addictive

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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:33 pm

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PostSubject: Re: PURPLE DRANK   Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:10 pm

DO DRUGS
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