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PostSubject: Religion "Do you know of Rocky?"   Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:09 pm

For starters Rocky is life. Join The one and only Religion of the world (Gultch World) and understand where everything came from and why we have the beutiful statues of Rocky everwhere. All you have to do is go to the church and ask the Preacher (Zombiegeek315) about Rocky. He will tell of the great stories of how Rocky made the great sacrifice of most of his body to create everything. Learn of the great Deities of Pasha, Arnold, Shrek, and even Abigal. Pasha demi god of snow, Arnold demi god of strength, Shrek the demi god of sex, and Abigal demi god of slaughter. So if these don't entice you to learn more of your very existence then feel free to leave a commit.
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PostSubject: Re: Religion "Do you know of Rocky?"   Thu Oct 20, 2016 7:58 pm

Praise be to Rocky! He is the giver of Good Rolls and decrees that you shit on skeletons!

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