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Tacoorbeef117

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PostSubject: SON WANTED   Sun Oct 30, 2016 11:48 pm

I, Taco, will adopt you. Pros: You get to live in my house, use almost all of my belongings, occasionally I will spend on you, you also get to be a fighting champion (as long as you are good),and you don't really have to worry about money. Cons: You do what I say. Don't whine and cry. I won't always bail you out, but most of the time I will. Contact me through this thread or in game (preferably thread. It makes Rocky happy.)
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PostSubject: Re: SON WANTED   Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:47 pm

I can sell my wife to you so he can be your child.

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PostSubject: Re: SON WANTED   Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:22 pm

How much and is he good at melee fighting?
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PostSubject: Re: SON WANTED   Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:14 pm

1500 and he is decent, but will practice everyday to be the best. If you don't like the price talk to me about it we might be able to talk it down.

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PostSubject: Re: SON WANTED   Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:17 pm

Ill take him. 1500 is fine.
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PostSubject: Re: SON WANTED   Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:22 pm

Human trafficking, that's the kind of greasy shit Gulch is about.
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PostSubject: Re: SON WANTED   Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:38 pm

I prefer to call it "family building"

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PostSubject: Re: SON WANTED   Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:55 pm

I agree. I'm building a family for myself the only way I can. I dont see it as human trafficking.
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PostSubject: Re: SON WANTED   Sun Nov 06, 2016 9:33 pm

Your new son's gamertag is GiantCrabClaws

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PostSubject: Re: SON WANTED   Sun Nov 20, 2016 12:19 am

Dear Tacoorbeef,

My russian whore is refusing to be accepted as your child and I may need to put her down. I will be doing my best to attempt to make her live with you but if unavailable I will find you a new child. I am sorry for the inconvenience and if I cannot get him to accept his new life I will transfer 100g for your trouble.

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