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PostSubject: THE STORY OF COMMANDER BAD ASS   Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:48 pm

First off, this is the man who will become Commander badass. He's got a kick ass shotgun and a cowboy hat


He was off wandering Dc and shit


He saw cool shit in new buildings added by mods


Then he got abducted by aliens, and kicked their asses. Thanks to a mod he was able to find some ex enclave guys and they joined his crew and they had a bad ass new space army.



They fought shit. With the goal of bringing order to the wasteland, because the Brotherhood couldn't do their damn job.


The guy became the supreme Commander of this army and even had a cool hat and office


The Supreme Commander then went on a mission with a special team butsome shit went wrong.


They ran to a teleporter and they got teleported to some underwater alien base.


The base had been overrun by monsters made by the aliens and the team fought them.


They fought their way to a big ass teleporter and held off the monsters.


Then rescue teleported down and rescued the team. Then the commander gave a speech in Rivet city at an award ceremony for the team. But some WestCoast Brotherhood Dildos crashed it in a rocket.


The commander called a meeting with his officers in their cool ass space room. They talked about plans to turn the underwater base into a Rapture like bad ass city and how to fight these Brotherhood Dildos.


They decided that to fight the brotherhood they needed some bad ass power armor. Turns out the Russians had some. So the Commander went off to Russia to make a deal with their leader.


The Commander wanted things to go well, so he brought balloons.


After talking to the guy who was sent to establish ties with the Russians, the Commander went to the Russian leader's office.


He talked with the leader and agreed to fix some Russian satellites in exchange for the armor. Also he heard that there were some douchey Russians that wanted to rebel.


Things went so well that the Commander offered the Russian leader a balloon. He seemed confused but took it. The Commander was a bit sad thinking the leader didn't like it.

Oh and on his way back to the room he was staying in, the Commander saw a nice ass painting.


Then the next day the Commander woke up to gun fire. The rebel Russian douches broke in and captured the Russain leader. The Commander had to fight his way up to his flying saucer on the roof.





But the pilot was captured and was in the Russian Leader's office along with the leader. The commander had to fight his way to the basement to get some of the bad ass armor to bust his way into the office.


While in the basement the Commander saw how the Rebels got in, it was a creepy ass subway tunnel with ghosts and shit. Shit was 2spoopy


Then the Commander busted into the leader's office. He then captured the Rebel leader and executed his ass.


The Commander then rescued his pilot and found the Russian leader's room where the Rebels were keeping him. The Commander was super happy because, tied up to the Russian Leaders bed was... THE BALLOON !!! HE LIKED IT !!!!


After finishing the trip the Commander went back to his awesome apartment in the Rapture like city of Posidonis, and had a drink.


He also looked at a restored pre-war painting he had delivered to his apartment while he was in Russia. He should have been pissed at how shitty it was, but shit was funny how bad it was.


Then he added a coffee mug that he picked up in Russia to his mug collection.


It was a nice trip. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN THE COMMANDER DOES OTHER SHIT, INCLUDING SAVING CHRISMAS FROM NEO-NAZIS AND STRIPPERS !


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PostSubject: Re: THE STORY OF COMMANDER BAD ASS   Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:57 pm

It was Christmas time in Vegas and an Old Man named Old Nick came from the North and told Commander Bad Ass that he was going to set up a Christmas Convention. He then sent the Commander on a multitude of tasks from inviting guests to wiping out the Neo-Nazis who were trying to ruin Christmas for everyone. One task was to wipe out these sleazeballs in a strip club called "The North Pole" because they were "ruining the good name of Christmas".

The Commander at first thought it was a bit un-Christmassy to kill people but after walking in he realized it made sense.



He then shot the place up shouting "Merry Christmas !!!"



After that and the other tasks the Commander went to the Christmas Party.



After the Christmas party, the commander made a donation of all the money he had on him to the fund for the next year's party. Then the Commander went back to Posidonis.



Then the Commander was thirsty but remembered he didn't have any money on him. He figured since he was the SUPREME FUCKING COMMANDER they wouldn't mind him taking a soda.



The owner of the store was being such a bitch though started flipping shit. He tried to say he would get some money from his apartment and be back but the lady wasn't having it.



She then tried to take the Commanders awesome hat, so he kicked her out the front window of the shop.




And that is it for this wacky adventure of Commander Bad Ass. Tune in next time when the commander become a Western Bounty-hunter.
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PostSubject: Re: THE STORY OF COMMANDER BAD ASS   Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:20 am

So, one day the Commander was walking through GoodSprings when he saw a note in the bar.

The Note advertised a Bounty hunting agency needing workers, called Randal and Associates. The Commander thought being a bounty hunter would be fun so he walked into the main office of the agency and asked for work.

The Commander got the job, so he donned his armor and his ol' cowboy hat and headed off on his first contract : An Ex-NCR sniper who got syphilis and went crazy.

He saw the sniper was fighting off geckos from the South, so he stealthily got up behind the guy and drew his pistol. Making the guy drop his rifle. He then shot the guy anyway because the bounty wasn't for a live STD ridden sniper.

After turning in the bounty he got many more, from gunfighters who killed the wrong person, to some mob prick who killed a guy for telling him to "get his fucking shine box". Too many to tell, so we'll focus on some highlights. One was a fiend chick who cut dude's dicks off and ate them. Sick bitch, so the Commander gunned her and her crew down.

He also had to take out the new leader of the Viper gang, some ax wielding guy. As he walked in the guy was talking shit, so the Commander pulled out his Bowie knife and shut that guy the fuck up.

He shut him up by cutting his head (and other limbs) off.

The Commander then had to investigate disappearing people by the Mojave Outpost. Because, you know, the NCR is too damn lazy to take care of people 50 feet away from their base. He found a bunker full of food and SODA !

He then passed out and woke up in a cage with a creepy cannibal guy outside it saying he was going to eat him. So the Commander broke his way out and killed the guy. After that the Commander was sent to track down an Ex-NCR ranger who joined up with the legion. He went to check out the guy's old hideout and upon exiting found two legion guys and the traitor. He shot the traitor in the gut and took out the two legion guys with head shots. Then the Commander walked up to the traitor and shot him in the dick and let him bleed out.

Upon returning from one contract the Commander found the office empty and a note stabbed to the wall, some rival agency, led by a child molesting psycho named "The Judge" killed the Agency's leader and was about to kill the Commander. The Commander didn't like that, so he fought his way to the Judges bunker and using a revolver left in his former employer's safe, gunned down the judge's bodyguards.

He then pulled out a rifle and shot the judge in the torso twice.

The Commander then stole a giant teddy bear the Judge had in his safe that was named "Cthulhu".
Except for the fact that his boss was killed, the Commander liked bounty hunting. Maybe he'll do it again some other time...
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PostSubject: Re: THE STORY OF COMMANDER BAD ASS   Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:55 pm

He is so bad ass
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PostSubject: Re: THE STORY OF COMMANDER BAD ASS   Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:49 am

Wow kill that bad ass
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PostSubject: Re: THE STORY OF COMMANDER BAD ASS   Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:26 am

Commander Bad ass was out one day, just having fun in the wasteland. Enjoying his new magnum he found.

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Shooting at Enclave Helicopters.

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Oh, and executing Brotherhood Outcasts he ambushed.

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But after cleaning blood off his outfit, he looked out over the wastes and thought. Shit could get dangerous, what would happen if some punk bitch got him in his sleep, or while he was taking a piss.

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So he decided to put a team together. Consisting of some bad ass mofo's, including Willow.

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Boone, an Ex-NCR Sniper who had to snipe his wife.

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Brisa Almodovar, who escaped from 101 with the Commander.

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And Niner, a crazy ass junkie from the NCR.

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With this team, the Commander planned to set out and explore the wastes, from DC to the Divide, and whoop ass while doing it.

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"I am Nilloc 916, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to lord over the poor and have them fight to the death?

'No,' says the man in Washington, 'that's fucked up.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'Your ass needs Jesus.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'we're all poor.'

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Gulchtopia.

A city where the rich would not fear the poor,
where the scientist would not be bound by a lack of test subjects,
where the great would not be constrained by the small.

And with the sweat of your brow, you can lord over the poor of Gulchtopia, as well."
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PostSubject: Re: THE STORY OF COMMANDER BAD ASS   Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:31 pm

One day, Commander Bad Ass heard a radio signal about the Fabled "Sierra Madre" casino, that is rumored to have great treasure hidden in a city of the dead. Sounded cool so the commander went off to follow the signal, sadly some crazy old fuck druged him and put a bomb collar on him to get him to help break into the casino. It was full of deadly "ghost people".
The Commander started shooting them.
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So did his team
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The Commander ran out of bullets and started stabbing them.
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He then activated the fireworks show to get inside the Casino.
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And inside were more ghost people.
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But after the commander got down to the casino vault he found a lot of gold and snuck out  letting the crazy old guy get trapped where he'll starve. lol
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