First off, this is the man who will become Commander badass. He's got a kick ass shotgun and a cowboy hat
He was off wandering Dc and shit
He saw cool shit in new buildings added by mods
Then he got abducted by aliens, and kicked their asses. Thanks to a mod he was able to find some ex enclave guys and they joined his crew and they had a bad ass new space army.
They fought shit. With the goal of bringing order to the wasteland, because the Brotherhood couldn't do their damn job.
The guy became the supreme Commander of this army and even had a cool hat and office
The Supreme Commander then went on a mission with a special team butsome shit went wrong.
They ran to a teleporter and they got teleported to some underwater alien base.
The base had been overrun by monsters made by the aliens and the team fought them.
They fought their way to a big ass teleporter and held off the monsters.
Then rescue teleported down and rescued the team. Then the commander gave a speech in Rivet city at an award ceremony for the team. But some WestCoast Brotherhood Dildos crashed it in a rocket.
The commander called a meeting with his officers in their cool ass space room. They talked about plans to turn the underwater base into a Rapture like bad ass city and how to fight these Brotherhood Dildos.
They decided that to fight the brotherhood they needed some bad ass power armor. Turns out the Russians had some. So the Commander went off to Russia to make a deal with their leader.
The Commander wanted things to go well, so he brought balloons.
After talking to the guy who was sent to establish ties with the Russians, the Commander went to the Russian leader's office.
He talked with the leader and agreed to fix some Russian satellites in exchange for the armor. Also he heard that there were some douchey Russians that wanted to rebel.
Things went so well that the Commander offered the Russian leader a balloon. He seemed confused but took it. The Commander was a bit sad thinking the leader didn't like it.
Oh and on his way back to the room he was staying in, the Commander saw a nice ass painting.
Then the next day the Commander woke up to gun fire. The rebel Russian douches broke in and captured the Russain leader. The Commander had to fight his way up to his flying saucer on the roof.
But the pilot was captured and was in the Russian Leader's office along with the leader. The commander had to fight his way to the basement to get some of the bad ass armor to bust his way into the office.
While in the basement the Commander saw how the Rebels got in, it was a creepy ass subway tunnel with ghosts and shit. Shit was 2spoopy
Then the Commander busted into the leader's office. He then captured the Rebel leader and executed his ass.
The Commander then rescued his pilot and found the Russian leader's room where the Rebels were keeping him. The Commander was super happy because, tied up to the Russian Leaders bed was... THE BALLOON !!! HE LIKED IT !!!!
After finishing the trip the Commander went back to his awesome apartment in the Rapture like city of Posidonis, and had a drink.
He also looked at a restored pre-war painting he had delivered to his apartment while he was in Russia. He should have been pissed at how shitty it was, but shit was funny how bad it was.
Then he added a coffee mug that he picked up in Russia to his mug collection.
It was a nice trip. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN THE COMMANDER DOES OTHER SHIT, INCLUDING SAVING CHRISMAS FROM NEO-NAZIS AND STRIPPERS !