Gazette is back and looking for new Employees
After a hiatus, the Gazette has been started back up. Previously closed due to the bombing of our last building, funds have been raised to set up new offices and hire new personnel. In that vein, anyone looking to work for the Gazette should apply here.
Gulchtopian Mines Dry Up, town Moves
Just this last week the Mayor announced at a surprise press conference that the town's mines had dried up and that the town would be moved into the Mountains to a more promising ore vein.
When asked at the press conference what would happen to the current town, the Mayor stated "that shit's gone." and a massive explosion erupted throughout the town, destroying it. Thankfully the press conference was mandatory so all those injured in the town's destruction were law breakers and won't be missed.
That's it from all of us at the Gazette. Stay crazy Gulchtopia.