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PostSubject: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:01 pm

Howdy future homeowners. If you are reading this then you are more than likely in the market for property of some kind. Well if so, you're in luck we have a variety of homes to match most budgets.

Property Name : Lakeview Escape Apartment
Location : Trash Island
Price : g500
Description : I mean... it's better than sleeping on the streets?

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Property Name: Red-Brick Loft
Location: In Town
Price: g1,000
Description: This spacious loft sits atop an abandoned stripmall. Perfect for that person that wants to be in the center of the action, and by action, I mean homicides. 

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Property Name: Stripmall Shop
Location: In Town
Price: g1,500
Description: These rustic, boarded up shops make a good investment for that businessman that wants to invest in lower income communities. The windows have been made shatterproof and there is enough room for a nice office or shop. 

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Property Name: 12 South Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd
Location: Behind the previously mentioned Stripmall
Price: g2,500
Description: This homey little gem is the perfect property for someone that wants to feel like they've escaped the streets, despite not doing so. It's a one-room house with two windows. One is shuttered and the other is boarded up. 

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Property Name: Unknown building
Location: Trash Island
Price: g3,000
Description: It is unknown when this building was built, who built it, or why it was built. However it has plenty of space, a partial fence and a large lot behind it.

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Property Name: Luxurious Apartment
Location: Town
Priceg3,000
Description: These gorgeous apartments are the peak of luxury in our city. They come complete with hardwood floors, lighting, and large windows with gorgeous views. The building also has a nice lobby and elevator for the convenience of residents. 

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Property Name: Shrekafella Plaza Office Park
Location: Just off Main Street
Price: Varies by Unit
Description: These offices are the pinnacle of class. Ranging from small offices for a one-person setup to larger offices for more advanced operations. Let people know you mean business.

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*NOTE Buildings have changed slightly since the town's move


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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:09 pm

The apartment is a good price.


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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:12 pm

Sorry dude that goes into the gulch classified section not here.
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:16 pm

Yeah nigguh

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"I am Nilloc 916, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to lord over the poor and have them fight to the death?

'No,' says the man in Washington, 'that's fucked up.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'Your ass needs Jesus.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'we're all poor.'

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Gulchtopia.

A city where the rich would not fear the poor,
where the scientist would not be bound by a lack of test subjects,
where the great would not be constrained by the small.

And with the sweat of your brow, you can lord over the poor of Gulchtopia, as well."
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:17 pm

Alright.
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:10 pm

Bullies
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:45 pm

Inflation is crazy on this game. I have been saving up for a house for a long ass time and the house I wanted got bumped up like 500
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:35 am

Okay, so if I were to buy a cheap house, and then I wanted a nice one, I could sell the cheap one for the same price I got it for and then buy the new one, right?
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:49 am

I don't think it works like that
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:41 am

Nope, refunds only give 25% of original value.

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"I am Nilloc 916, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to lord over the poor and have them fight to the death?

'No,' says the man in Washington, 'that's fucked up.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'Your ass needs Jesus.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'we're all poor.'

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Gulchtopia.

A city where the rich would not fear the poor,
where the scientist would not be bound by a lack of test subjects,
where the great would not be constrained by the small.

And with the sweat of your brow, you can lord over the poor of Gulchtopia, as well."
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:40 pm

25%? Damn. Practically every other game in the history of every game I have played at least gives 50%. 25% is crap. I swear you are jusr bullshitting us all out of money.
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:44 pm

The fuck did they do to you at NILLOC industries?
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:05 pm

Crazy shit that you don't want to know about

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Gulch Goose Gang. We are the Triple-G. GOOSE GANG FOR LIFE!
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:01 pm

HEY ! There's No "Help I'm bleeding everywhere and it's getting dark" in team.
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:00 pm

I'm gonna save up my money to buy a house
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:56 pm

Good for you !
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:46 am

If possible, could you set up garbage dumps as real estate? They could go for maybe 3 bum fight wins if you have enough money in the actual map to build more
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:18 pm

That's a great idea, I'm kind of pissed I only just now saw this. If bum fighting picks up maybe.
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:52 pm

I feel like you just raised the home price by 500...
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:56 pm

It was raised and the apt price lowered. Supply/Demand.
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:00 pm

Lol. Was this before or after I requested to buy the house XD
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:01 pm

Or do I already have the house?
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:02 pm

no you don't
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:05 pm

Awh... That sucks now I have to make 450 more lol and idk when we will do Gultch next
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PostSubject: Re: Gulchtopian Real-estate. [Updated 4/11/17]   Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:07 pm

There hasn't been much gulch games recently. Are you in the middle of exams?
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