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PostSubject: Complete history of Gulchtopia. (No Longer Updated. Read the news articles you lazy fuck)   Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:05 am

I decided to post a complete History of the most important events in Gulchtopia.
Note the dates of most of these earlier events is unknown.
- BD CITY is founded in the summer of 2010. This was the only known successfull Halo RPG. It was founded in the desert of sandbox in H3. The city consisted of a small police station, bar, and appartment . The city experienced elite riots and other problems.

- About a week or two after Reach came out BD world was founded in forge world and had a ghetto in the hanger with a bar and hospitol. The police station and houses were in the Gulch.

- ( Date unknown )Burger stand established in BD WORLD. This marks the first food establishment .

- ( Date unknown ) Former Assassin ty sparta establishes a resturant that puts the burger stand out of business in about a week.

- ( Date unknown ) Small skirmishes between the mayors private army and the maffia bassed out of the restaurant escalate into a three way street war between the restaurant mob , the cops , and the mayors private army

- ( Date unknown ) BD world just stopps.

- Gulchtopia is founded on 2/14/11. First successfull Halo RPG not ment just for BD Members.

- ( date unknown ) Mayor and several supporters start a street war with the police which teaches the police to respect the mayor.

- 2/20/11 Ninja De la Noches founds the First Gulchtopian Elite Church.

- 2/20/11 Human protests against the church turn to violence.

- 2/20/11 Gulchtopia's first marrage is between GTO James and Roschelle.

- 2/23/11 elite church collects enough donations to move to the island

- 2/25/11 Elite church bombed and elites retaliate with violence

- 2/25/11 Cops guard tunnel to keep anti elite terrorists out and elites with guns in. Elites sneak grenades up their bums and bomb the city.

- 2/25/11 Nearby city Diltopia goes silent.

- 2/27/11 Island sealed off for undisclosed reason and wall put up

- 2/27/11 elite church moved to cave near the island

- 3/5/11 Elite church leader Ninja De la noches gets assassinated by unknown person during racial tollerence speach. ( many suspect mayor )

- ( date unknown ) Gulchtopia experiences its first zombie attack. Ironicly many humans flee to elite church for sanctuary and many cops die valiantly protecting unarmed civilians.

- ( date unknown ) elite church closed down

- ( date unknown ) Former Police Chief kboom resignes and hands controll over to NFA HANSON

- ( date unknown ) Gulchtopia express news building established by K Boom 00 and Ninja De La Nochez

- ( date unknown ) News chopper is shot down during riot

- ( date unknown ) News building purchased by the city and torn down

- 3/20/11 NFA HANSON kicked out of Gulchtopia for several reasons

- ( date unknown )- ( date unknown ) Several other riots happen due to elites and other things

- ( date unknown ) elite burgers sold at restaurant and ceased to be sold shortly later due to elite outrage.

- 4/3/2011. Gulchtopia hockey teams founded. Two gangs spring up and shortly fall appart.

- ( date unknown ) City redesigned .

- 3/22/11 Homeless get dumpster to live in

- 4/3/2011. Gulchtopia hockey teams founded. Two gangs spring up and shortly fall appart.

- 5/28/11 Mr. Smothies commits the first terrorist attack on the zombie wall and loses his trial even with a jewish lawyer.

- 6/22/11 Elite pet store established by Dagger two Leader. Smothie stand shut down

- 7/3/11 several elites are murdered by a corrupt cop who did it because it got him off.

- 7/8/11 Mayor captured by elite terrorist commies.

- 7/22/11 Mayor rescued by super bad ass ninja elite super soldiers.

- 7/26/11 Terrorist Cell is engaged by cops and good civilians including Rawr, killercast, and doomskullkid.

- 7/28/11 Gulchtopia Survival Guide is created.

- 8/4/11 Mayor gets new xbox.

- 8/5/11 Kill ball clan starts taking over several businises.

- 8/17/11 Elites are rounded up and sent to concentration camps

- ( within a week of Concentration Camp ) Kill ball clan account is disbanded

- 8/23/11 Gulchtopia is re-designed

- 9/10/11 Police Chief election is announced, An awfull hostage crisis ends in bloodshead.

- 9/24/11 K boom wins election for police chief.

- 10/04/11 Major drug ring is busted with joint colaboration between the police the taxi driver Gdawgs and some rats.

- 10/08/11 Trial for major Drug Kingpin Booty man results in Bull -blam!- verdict . NOT GUILTY

- 10/09/11 Gulchtopia's second marrage between Dead By Dawn and a girl named Britany / Tzepic R at PES AN ANOMINIATE OBJECT .

- 10/23/11 BD comes back.

- 10/30/11 Journalists discover survivors on Islandtopia

- 12/14/11 Journalists plan to investigate Islandtopia

- 12/23/11 Gulchtopia Christmas

- 1/3/12 Elites Carry out terrorist attack and destroys zombie wall

- 1/7/12 BD Army carrys out daring opperation and kills all the zombies in the Gulch.

- 1/23/12 River's Empire group threghtens C.O.P

- 1/24/12 River's group tries to assassinate C.O.P and River gets arrested.

- 1/28/12 River Deported from New Jackson

- 1/30/12 NJAAER formed.

- 1/30/12 Week in Review News corporation formed.

- 2/17/12 Week in Review News corporation shut down.

- 2/18/12 G-Appliances Formed

2/20/2012 - 3/20/13 Entire state of New Jackson erupts into civil war as elite radicals seize power. Many citizens loyal to the old government flee to the colony of New Collinstinople to support the war effort with new industry in the colony..

-3/20/13 Elites For Freedom, Elite Rights Organization formed.

-3/21/13 Spree of elite violence causes further tensions. And causes difficulties for EFF.

-3/25/13 Mayor leads civilian's revolution against the Police force.

- 6/13/13 G-Dawgs and associates open up a health care clinic and rumors of a purple drank ring spread all over the Gulch.

-6/17/13 Purple Drank ring springs up and retaliates to a police raid with a crime spree.

6/20/13 - 1/20/14 Historical Records for this period have also gone missing. It seems during this period much of the Gulch's elite population disappears.

-1/26/14 Restaurant Tycoon, Overcast Pasha, takes over the bar and merges it with his restaurant.

- 1/26/14 Immigration surge causes issues for under trained police force.

- 1/28/14 A junior detective named Artemis busts open Purple Drank racket.

- 1/29/14 After several attempts on his life, detective Artemis is placed under protected custody.

- 1/30/14 Artemis is shamed in court when his case completely unravels due to brilliant lawyer techniques on the part of Defense Attorney Gdawgs. Artemis later tries to hang himself but breaks his ceiling and is crushed under the debris. 

- 1/30/14 Bum-fighting ring is broken up by police.

- 2/14/14 Hostage situation involving elite terrorist is resolved by the mayor's brother who kills the elite holding local business tycoon OvercastPasha hostage.

- 2/15/14 Attempted civilian rebellion is put down by the mayor and his guards.

- 2/21/14 First Town Council Meeting.

- 2/21/14-Onward. Elite population rises as elites start receiving welfare.

- 2/29/14 Jetpack Rental Business is opened up by Nilloc, quickly bought by Shamas.

- 3/1/14 Nate's Tears become popular drink at Gent's club

- 3/22/14 The first annual Gulch Day descends into chaos when the parade is bombed.

- 3/24/14 Organ stealing ring is busted by Gulchtopian PD.

- 3/25/14 Diltopian immigrants come to the Gulch

- 4/5/14 Diltopian immigrants spread zombie virus. Gulchtopia barely survives.

- 4/6/14 In wake of the apocalypse, the city is badly damaged. The Mayor commissions a rebuilding in an earlier design for safety in a future outbreak.

- 4/15/14-4/19/14 Council has elections for Civilian and Elite representative. 

- 4/15/14 Two local businesses create hockey teams.

- 4/21/14 Gulchtopian Goose Gang is formed. 

- 4/21/14 New Drug called "Pink Mist" takes hold of the Gulch's poor elite population.

- 4/23/14-4/24/14 Police Chief Elections Start. Undercast Island wins by a landslide.

- 4/23/14 The Wyatt Crime Family Is formed and starts a violent street war with the Gulchtopian Goose Gang.

- 4/26/14 New Jackson Government carries out terror sweeps in the Capital. Many elites are rounded up and executed in the streets.

- 4/27/14 Civil war in Diltopia ends.

- 4/28/14 Gulchtopia is redesigned.

- 4/28/14 G-Taxi Corp becomes G-Airlines. 

- 4/28/14 Gulchtopia's Police chief Scott Castaletti goes to court with his ex-husband Austin Tractorboi. 

- 5/15/14 The Mayor announces the second poverty games will happen on the May 24th

- 5/15/14 While defending the President, Mayor Nilloc is assaulted by police and later sues for police brutality. He is awarded 10 Million Gulchmarks.

- 5/15/14 Pink Mist is outlawed.

- 5/16/14 The Gulch Goose Gang is put on trial for violent rampages carried out throughout the city by it's members.

- 5/17/14 Gulchtopia's first wedding in about two years is scheduled to take place the following Saturday between Panda Hero (Groom) and FreeHugz (Bride)

- 5/21/14 Elite Terrorists attack the construction site for the formerly soon to be city of Cactopia. The entire city is destroyed by a nuclear blast.

- 5/21/14 The New Jackson government forms the I.Z.A.N an anti-elite terror task force.

- 5/22/14 Overcast Pasha becomes the new Police Chief, carrying on his father's legacy

- 5/23/14 Gents Club is handed off to Scott Castaletti, the restaurant becomes a titty bar known as "The Purple Nipple"

- 5/25/14 Second Poverty Games takes place, EnforcerOfChaos wins.

- 6/3/14 Elite terrorists attack city of Islandtopia.

- 6/7/14 IZAN forces across Gulchtopia round up all elites and exterminate them in a massive second elite holocaust.

- 6/7/14 New Jackson passes laws barring all elite immigration.

- 6/12/14 Downtown Gulchtopia demolished and rebuilt.

- 6/15/14 First Gulchtopian Flag War leaves many dead.

- 6/16/14 Terrorists attack Alaska Acres. The terrorists fail, and a public execution follows the failed attempt.

- 6/21/14 Mayors House moved to Quarry cliff. Alaska Acres no longer a gated community

- 6/21/14 SS. Jackov sets sail.

- 6/24/14 Massive fighting between Goose Gang and Nice Guy Club breaks out.

- 6/28/14 Goose Gang and NGC create alliance.

- 7/8/14 Nilloc Industries recalls all Mk 1 Armor Abilities and replaces them with the new Mk 2 model that has shorter battery life, but more reliability.


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PostSubject: Re: Complete history of Gulchtopia. (No Longer Updated. Read the news articles you lazy fuck)   Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:49 pm

I didn't know there was so much history about Gulchtopia. wow
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PostSubject: Re: Complete history of Gulchtopia. (No Longer Updated. Read the news articles you lazy fuck)   Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:50 pm

Yup. Gulch is a crazy place where some crazy shit has happened.
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PostSubject: Re: Complete history of Gulchtopia. (No Longer Updated. Read the news articles you lazy fuck)   Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:48 am

Will you ever update it?
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PostSubject: Re: Complete history of Gulchtopia. (No Longer Updated. Read the news articles you lazy fuck)   Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:59 am

The history
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PostSubject: Re: Complete history of Gulchtopia. (No Longer Updated. Read the news articles you lazy fuck)   Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:06 am

Did you notice that in the name it says UPDATED 7/9/14 ?
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PostSubject: Re: Complete history of Gulchtopia. (No Longer Updated. Read the news articles you lazy fuck)   Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:12 am

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PostSubject: Re: Complete history of Gulchtopia. (No Longer Updated. Read the news articles you lazy fuck)   Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:19 am

Me looking at the history
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PostSubject: Re: Complete history of Gulchtopia. (No Longer Updated. Read the news articles you lazy fuck)   Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:02 pm

I'm curious who Artemis is. Seems I'd get along with him/her
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