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PostSubject: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:07 pm

If you have a weird ass story about Gulch to tell, tell it here.

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"I am Nilloc 916, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to lord over the poor and have them fight to the death?

'No,' says the man in Washington, 'that's fucked up.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'Your ass needs Jesus.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'we're all poor.'

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Gulchtopia.

A city where the rich would not fear the poor,
where the scientist would not be bound by a lack of test subjects,
where the great would not be constrained by the small.

And with the sweat of your brow, you can lord over the poor of Gulchtopia, as well."
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:28 pm

Once upon a time there was a land called Gluchtopia. PrimeTurret was working in the bank when a civil ion runs into the bank and gets shot by two cops. One of the cops teabags the dead body and the other one stares at the dead body. After a couple minutes of teabaging the cops leave but tell me " You didn't see anything. THE END
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:32 am

Nice story prime
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:31 am

This one time I killed Collin in court and got sentenced to three games in jail.
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:41 am

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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:48 am

Thank you pasha. That made my day.
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:32 pm

I once saw blazing fire humping the outside wall of the gents club

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Gulch Goose Gang. We are the Triple-G. GOOSE GANG FOR LIFE!
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:59 pm

This one time in gulch i got my dick cut of and glued to my forehead and I LIKED IT #hope
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:15 pm

What the fuck?...

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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:47 pm

Yeah killer, it was part of Gulch's first trial if I remember.
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:48 pm

Yup the Mr. smoothies case of 2011
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Fri May 16, 2014 9:18 am

One time i shot a butterfly. When I first shot it i was like awesome but then I soon later felt sad for the butterfly and wished that i didn't hit it.
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Fri May 16, 2014 9:30 am

I tried being epic with the revanent and I killed nilloc in the bar
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:16 pm

It was a sad time
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:09 pm

I stole a balloon Ima baaaaaaaaad boii
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:16 pm

Once I Saw My Friend Shove His [.....] so hard into 3 Sticky Notes They Broke IN Half... just broke... No remorse... No mercy he said... He left and ate a note... Yeah...
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:24 pm

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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:52 pm

OvercastPasha wrote:



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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:44 am

So one day I was working for the bar when it was still around and Panda fear was working g with me, so then we he go AFK for like a hour these two cops push him outside then they got out the the covenant data core ( the dildo ) and where messing with him with it. It was WEIRD!
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:46 am

And those cops are still working....Pedow COPS !!!!
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:55 am

I was told not to say anything
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:08 pm

One day I found a body of an elite and I ate its hand, it was not good and worst of all the elite was alive...
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PostSubject: Re: WEIRD ASS CONFESSIONS/STORIES   Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:03 pm

One time I saw Collin blow up the guard booth. I don't really care, we just need to do something quick or else he'll run out of guards.
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